Der Love Guru ein Film von Marco Schnabel mit Mike Myers, Jessica Alba. Inhaltsangabe: Andere Kinder kommen in den Kindergarten, Guru Pitka (Mike Myers). The Love Guru. 1 Std. 26 Min+. Pitka, an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help. Der Love Guru. Guru Pitka (Mike Myers) ist mit unendlicher Weisheit gesegnet, im internationalen Erleuchtungs-Geschäft aber nur die Nummer Zwei. Gerade.
Kritik zu Der Love GuruThe Love Guru. 1 Std. 26 Min+. Pitka, an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help. adrimarasta.com - Kaufen Sie Der Love Guru günstig ein. Qualifizierte Bestellungen werden kostenlos geliefert. Sie finden Rezensionen und Details zu einer. Der Love Guru. Guru Pitka (Mike Myers) ist mit unendlicher Weisheit gesegnet, im internationalen Erleuchtungs-Geschäft aber nur die Nummer Zwei. Gerade.
Love Guru Related stations VideoThe Love Guru (2008) Trailer #1 - Movieclips Classic Trailers Der Guru Pitka bekommt einen heiklen Auftrag von der Besitzerin einer Eishockeymannschaft. Er soll der Mannschaft dabei helfen, ihre jährige Pechsträhne zu beenden und ein wichtiges Speil zu gewinnen. Doch ausgerechnet jetzt hat der wichtigste. Der Love Guru (Originaltitel: The Love Guru) ist eine US-amerikanische Filmkomödie aus dem Jahr Regie führte Marco Schnabel, das Drehbuch. adrimarasta.com - Kaufen Sie Der Love Guru günstig ein. Qualifizierte Bestellungen werden kostenlos geliefert. Sie finden Rezensionen und Details zu einer. Aber um es vorwegzunehmen:»Love Guru«ist nicht so degoutant, wie es die Kritiken befürchten ließen. Er ist aber auch nicht so gut, wie man es vom ersten Mike.
Group Dancer Sharat Chawla Group Dancer Namita Kapoor Group Dancer Shereen Ladha Group Dancer Nazneen Irani Group Dancer Hetal Patel Group Dancer Sharona D'Ornellas Group Dancer Rest of cast listed alphabetically: Susana Baker Flight Attendant uncredited Jessica Barrow Airport Girl uncredited Jasmine Chase Hot Girl in Bar uncredited Wayne Curnew Bar Thug uncredited Sima Fisher Toronto Hockey Fan uncredited Sharlene Grover Persian Beauty uncredited Sepideh Haftgoli Persian Beauty uncredited Mariska Hargitay Self uncredited Miranda Jade Curious Bar Girl uncredited Paul Jene Hockey Player uncredited Kashif Khan Drama Student uncredited Val Kilmer Val Kilmer uncredited Dave Kiner Chanting Follower uncredited Laura Landauer Celine Dion uncredited Laurel Morgan Group Singer uncredited Mishael Morgan Groupie uncredited Bob Probert Hockey Player uncredited Keith P.
Security Guard uncredited Christopher Seivright Dancer uncredited Gregory Terlecki Ashram guide uncredited Dakota Thompson Extra uncredited Chris Van Vliet Party Goer uncredited Neil Whitely Lee Jr.
Alba Dawn E. Alfieri Jr. Nancy Pak Darren Roanoke Verne Troyer Coach Punch Cherkov Meagan Good Prudence Roanoke Manu Narayan Rajneesh John Oliver Dick Pants Stephen Colbert Jay Kell Jim Gaffigan Trent Lueders Ben Kingsley Edit Storyline Born in America, but raised in Havemahkeeta in India, with a population of 76, Maurice had always to better Deepak Chopra, and be sexually active, ever since he was Edit Did You Know?
Trivia There was a real Jacques Lecoq. He was an actor, called the "father of modern mime". Goofs When Cherkov hits Pitka in the genitals, Pitka should not react with pain considering he is wearing a chastity belt.
However, Pitka's quick recovery from the injury shows that he is just acting for the crowd to conceal the belt's existence, due to embarrassment over having to wear it.
Cherkov can also be seen as reacting in surprised pain, shaking his hand while Pitka collapses. Quotes Guru Pitka : If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?
Crazy Credits One outtake with Verne Troyer is shown during the end credits. Was this review helpful to you?
Yes No Report this. Q: Who do the leafs play in the finals? Language: English. Runtime: 87 min. Color: Color. In order for Guru Pitka to become the next Deepak Chopra , he must help the team actualize their potential to win the Stanley Cup.
Guru Pitka is the self proclaimed "number-two Guru in the world", after Deepak Chopra. A flashback shows that Pitka was an orphan, taught by Guru Tugginmypudha.
When the twelve year old Pitka announces he wants to become a Guru so that girls will love him, Tugginmypudha puts a chastity belt on him until he can learn that loving himself is more important than being loved by others.
He lives a charmed life with thousands of followers, including the celebrities Jessica Simpson , Val Kilmer and Mariska Hargitay.
His teachings, which involve simplistic acronyms and plays on words, are displayed in PowerPoint slide shows. Pitka's agent tells him that if he succeeds, Oprah will have him on her show.
Pitka and Jane bond on the plane ride. Jane admits she has a crush on him and Pitka asks if she has a husband or a boyfriend which she says no to.
Pitka is surprised she is single. Jane reveals the "Bullard Curse. Pitka encourages the rival team to beat Darren up during a game, to distract him from his distress over his wife's affair.
Darren begins to play well but then gets suspended for the next two games after beating up Le Cocq, and hitting Coach Cherkov with a hockey puck.
Later, Pitka has dinner with Jane. Pitka tries to kiss Jane, only to hear a ding on his chastity belt. Upset when he tells her their love cannot be, she runs out.
Pitka advises Darren to write an apology to Prudence, and fights off a rooster to deliver the letter. After they lose three games, Coach Cherkov berates Jane and punches Pitka in the groin.
He is only slightly injured from hitting the chastity belt but Pitka moans and has a tantrum about the pain in his testicles.
Dick Pants warns Pitka to hurry up the process or he will lose his spot on Oprah again to Deepak Chopra.
Pitka is adamant that Darren is not ready. Pitka and Darren attempt a confrontation, but her invective ends up scaring both of them away.
Pitka helps Darren realise that since his mother only showed him love when he succeeded he had grown to believe Prudence would only love him as long as he won.
With time running out, Pitka distracts Le Cocq with his idol, Celine Dion , then tells Prudence that Darren stood up to his mom, encouraging her to return to her husband.
During the lead up to the final game, Le Cocq, having heard that Darren cannot play with his mother in the audience, gets her to sing the national anthem, causing Darren to flee.
At the airport on his way to guest on Oprah , Pitka sees the news on television and defies his agent by going back to help Darren.
After smoothing things over with his mother, Darren recovers until Le Cocq brags that Prudence prefers him in bed. Gary Barber Executive Producer. Roger Birnbaum Executive Producer.
Donald J. Lee Jr. Executive Producer. Peter Deming Cinematographer. Charles Wood Production Design. February 18, Rating: F Full Review…. Top Critic.
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Jamie C Super Reviewer. Mar 05, A movie so absolutely puerile, unfunny and dreadful in every aspect imaginable that it makes you want to take Mike Myers by the hair and beat him with a tire iron.
Is there really still anyone in this planet who thinks that name puns and diarrhea jokes are at all funny? Zero stars. Carlos M Super Reviewer.
Dec 02, A horrible movie. I laughed maybe twice at this crappy film, not only was it stupid, there was no point to it.
I cant say anything else about it because it sucked so much. Bradley W Super Reviewer. Oct 30, A dismal, pathetic, and absolutely awful attempt at comedy..
Stephen E Super Reviewer. See all Audience reviews. Guru Pitka: People may say bad things about you but you should never say bad things about yourself.
Guru Pitka: mariska hargitay Mariska Hargitay. Guru Pitka: Mariska Hargitay Guru Pitka: i once read on a bathroom stall, the joke is in your hand. Guru Pitka: I once read on a bathroom stall, the joke is in your hand.
Guru Pitka: Give me a pound View All Quotes.Barber Jas Chima The film ends with Jane and Pitka dancing together in a Bollywood -style number to a rendition of " The Joker ". And I could be wrong. Now there was a decent Www Mahjong Spiele in the movie theater, like twenty something people, I did not hear one laugh, seriously, I even kept sighing, wondering when this movie was going to be over. Sure Mike Myers hugs the screen but why not? Filmsuche Titel enthält. Ein verdammt mieser Film! Am gleichen Tag habe er Usa Mls Fanbrief Harrisons bekommen — den letzten, den der Musiker je geschrieben habe.